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Momma Kiss: PSA re: women's health

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

PSA re: women's health

*IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN*

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Vodka.


Vodka is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Vodka can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Vodka almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live! Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.

Vodka may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Vodka. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

WARNINGS :

* The consumption of Vodka may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Vodka may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them...
* The consumption of Vodka may cause you to think you can sing...
* The consumption of Vodka may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Vodka may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


(an e-mail from a friend, I changed it from chardonnay, because, well, I don't like chardonnay. ew.)

1 Comments:

Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I used the generic version of this wonder drug...it's called Beer LOL

5/14/09, 9:25 AM  

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