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Momma Kiss: Super Dooper Recap

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Super Dooper Recap

HOH-LEE HAWL, kids. I'm exhausted.

Wanna know what's up? Too bad if you said no, sit your ass down and listen.

Work - douchenozzle still in prime form.

My girl A - only 4 radiation treatments left. She's got some rad burns, but is doing Incredible. Has also retired Nancy, the wig. She's got enough hair to not need Nancy and looks better than me. We'll be going out on Monday to celebrate the end of her treatment.

Kids - 3 year old's being a total THREE YEAR OLD. We got a "talking to" by his daycare teacher. That kid is SO my child, I'm very afraid. Also, almost 6 year old is a God Send. He cleaned my shower for me. I'm teaching him well.

Mr. Kiss - back healing, still moving slowly. Can't lift anything heavier than a gallon of milk. Interviewing here and in other states. Planting flowers. (yet, I still have to mow the lawn and take the trash out).

Me - Did Bloggy Boot Camp on Friday / Saturday. Which totally rocked. Shared a room with the infamous Erin of I'm Gonna Kill Him. Also hosted Pursey Galore. She's a trashy ho, that purse. We collected money like crazy women. Met lots of fab women. Woke up on Saturday to the sound of a breast pump. Also, missing my pants.

I have pictures up the WAZOO, some that have been made public. The chins. The drinks. The cleavage. Oh my!

Thing is? I still haven't unpacked. And I had to also be honored for Mother's Day (duh).

Alas, I'll have to leave you with this...

The pigs were tired. And may or may not be pantsless.

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Blogger Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points said...

You rocked the purse, babe.

And she takes a special sorta woman, If you know what I mean.

And how DID Erin keep her hands off you??

5/10/11, 9:25 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Oooh bloggy boot camp and half naked Momma K? Intrigue. It sounds like you had fun.

Happy belated Momma's Day.

5/10/11, 9:28 PM  
Blogger John said...

Thanks for the recap momma! And I'm so glad to hear that A continues to kick ass.

I'm guessing the "what happened after the cameras were put away" stayed at Bloggy Boot Camp?

5/10/11, 9:30 PM  
Anonymous Kimberly said...

No went to a bloggy boot camp? I am so jealous!!

5/10/11, 10:29 PM  
Blogger Hello! I'm Kate. said...

Damnit--I missed Bloggy Boot camp & a half naked Momma Kiss?!!!!! NO FAIR!

Glad you had fun & good to hear about the Hubs!

Can you send the kid my way to clean my shower?! It desperately needs done!

5/11/11, 1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you've had a lot going on! Sending out healing thoughts and prayers to the hubs and the friend.

(Bloggy Boot Camp?! So jealous!)

5/11/11, 1:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad that your friend is doing so well.

Cant wait to see more pics from bloggy Boot Camp!

5/11/11, 3:08 AM  
Blogger Elena said...

I would be wiped too! I'm doing BBC Chi and I can't wait. Glad to hear your friend is doing well. Hope you have a good cheers celebrating the end of the treatment.

5/11/11, 8:55 AM  
Blogger JDaniel4's Mom said...

Sounds like a wonderful time! So glad the kids are doing well too.

5/11/11, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Mad said...

Now THAT is how you rock Bloggy BootCamp AND Pursey!
Sorry to read about the 3 year old. Mine is certainly giving me the treatment DAILY! Damn kids.

Get some rest Woman!

5/11/11, 10:00 AM  
Blogger Poppy said...

I would like to be in the middle of that roommate sandwich. Minus the breast pump.

5/11/11, 10:44 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

Oh man, I really wish that I have been at that Bloggy Bootcamp. I would have totally LOVED to party with you.

5/11/11, 11:13 AM  
Blogger Shell said...

You are a busy MommaKiss!

I am going to go to Boston another time. Just to meet you. :)

And have I told you that Hubs has to have knee surgery that will leave him off his feet for 6 weeks? Um, yeah. Good times.

5/11/11, 12:16 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

I wish I could have gone to BBC. Sounds like you had a great time. I did see a pic floating around Twitter the other day of you. I was so excited to see your face. Didn't have any cleavage though....

5/11/11, 12:24 PM  
Blogger kim said...

Seriously? Your 6 year old cleaned your shower?? I can't get my almost 8 year old to pick her socks up. Or my 5 year old to walk up the stairs in under 10 minutes. Clearly I need some Momma lessons from the Kiss. Glad you had an awesome time, SO glad to hear Mr. Kiss is doing well!!

5/11/11, 1:04 PM  
Blogger gopopgo said...

Cleaning the shower? I'm happy if my 3yo cleans her butt well after dropping a deuce. Small steps.

5/11/11, 1:08 PM  
Blogger KLZ said...

I'm pretty sure shower cleaning is why I had kids. I hate that stuff.

5/11/11, 1:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not a party until you wake up to a lactating woman and no pants! Love it!

5/11/11, 1:23 PM  
Blogger Bethany @ Organic Enchilada said...

Something's wrong with your six year old. That, or there's something really wrong with my ten year old.

And that was very sweet of your roomie to supply breakfast. Mmm. Milk.

5/11/11, 1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hooray for 4 more treatments!
It's never a real party if you are still wearing your pants. That's practically a rule.

5/11/11, 2:01 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

can't wait to see fucking pics!!!

I shoulda gone... I would have kept track of your pants for you... oh, who am I kidding, I would have joined you in pantsless glory.

5/11/11, 2:16 PM  
Blogger Liz said...

So were you dodging cameras left and right? How many times were you like, "Take a picture of the purse but NOT ME?!" :)

5/11/11, 2:48 PM  
Blogger Kelley said...

What I would GIVE to hang out with the two of you at BBC!! How fun is that? Also? I have a 3 & 6-year-old, too. It's a crazy world! Amirite or amirite?

5/11/11, 3:05 PM  
Blogger Cheryl said...

SO glad you had a great time at BBC!

As for your friend? AWESOMENESS! Hope you have a fab celebration together!

5/11/11, 5:28 PM  
Blogger Tarja said...

I want a complete BBC rundown - or is it all x-rated? Sounds like you and Erin had a blast. Glad to hear Mr. Kiss is alive and well!

5/11/11, 5:43 PM  
Blogger Eat. Live. Laugh. and sometimes shop! said...

So glad you got away for BBC. Clearly you deserved a break!!

5/11/11, 9:05 PM  
Blogger Megan said...

So glad to hear about A! I've been wondering how she's been doing. And glad you had fun at bloggy boot camp!

5/12/11, 12:14 AM  
Anonymous tracy@sellabitmum said...

Thinking about your friend.

Isn't the sound of the breast pump one of the most relaxing sounds in the world?

Can't wait to see more pictures.

5/12/11, 7:14 AM  
Anonymous julie gardner said...

I love your kind of recap.

No tips or advice. No review of the food.

Just no-pants, tired pigs, and a breast pump throbbing in the background.

Strong work, my friend.

(p.s. Good luck to Mr. Kiss on the interviews...and great news about A...As for the three year old? He's "spirited." Yeah. I like that. And you only need one clean shower, so.)

5/12/11, 10:20 AM  
Anonymous My Pajama Days said...

Yeah for you on Bloggy Boot Camp! I would love to go one of these days...sigh. I vote that your husband looks for a job in the Detroit area if possible. You would have a built in blogging buddy. (And I am good at unpacking in a timely manner.)

- Emily

5/12/11, 4:16 PM  
Blogger Possum said...

hehehe...nice recap. I wonder where your pants will turn up!
There's a little something for you to collect over at my space.

5/14/11, 12:34 AM  
Anonymous Ameena said...

Whats the secret? I can't even get my 6-year-old to make her bed properly, nevermind clean a shower. Can you please send some much needed parenting tips my way?

5/15/11, 12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anna ~ Random Handprints said...

this is a great and hilarious recap. cant believe i missed pursey galore. i'll add it to my list of boston regrets.

5/16/11, 7:43 PM  
Blogger Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip said...

Dang girl! You've had a whirlwind of a month. Awesome that you got to go to Bloggy Boot Camp. I'm not jealous. Not really. Okay. Maybe a little....

5/19/11, 1:33 PM  
Anonymous Tenetia said...

omg, you are friggin funny! and somehow, when i read your blog i actually feel like you are right in front of me, in the same damn room telling me to shut up and listen until you have decided to dismiss me! and i love it!!!! ha!!!!

on another note....yeah for A!!!!!!

5/26/11, 10:59 PM  

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