Momma Kiss: Friday Flip Off AND Kick a Donkey

Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday Flip Off AND Kick a Donkey

As of 9.17am on Thursday, April 7th, Mr. Kiss was officially unemployed. He's a statistic. We'll be collecting the government checks. Maybe even food stamps. Or blocks of cheese. I blame the French. Fucking French.

Which, HELLO? Totally calls for a for a Friday Flip Off.

Flip off French companies who decide to take over US Companies and lay off 80 people.

Flip off situations that make my kids ask why Daddy won't have to get ready for work in the morning.

Flip off Texas, too. Texas had a chance to remedy this situation. Texas is a cockbag. (thanks Moooooog for that word).

Yah. All of that.

P.S.

I had a lil "list" of a guest post yesterday. Things that make me want to donkey kick you. At Poppy's place. Check it. And don't be a douche, if you do anything deserving of a donkey kick, you KNOW I will find your ass and kick it. Hard.

P.P.S (or is it pss?)

I totally conned Poppy into spooning me in a tent and walking the 3 Day with me. If you've got 5 bucks to spare, please support her. She needs to raise the minimum of $2,300 by July - we can do it, right?

Here's her page.

She may even update it soon with a personal message. Maybe some donations will kick her in gear, for fuck's sake.

I'm begging. I never beg. But I'm begging today. Don't make me make a fucking habit of it.

Labels: 3Day, FFO, FTC, Fuck The French

23 Comments:

Bethany said...: Dude. Today sucked for you! But hey - I can tell you now that if you have to live with your mother in law for three and a half months - it likely won't kill you. I survived. And I'm out of here tomorrow. Here's to hoping the Mr. will find a kick ass new job asap so you don't end up like me!; 4/8/11, 12:06 AM
Anonymous said...: Holy Hell, dude that sucks. Im sorry!; 4/8/11, 1:37 AM
Miel Abeille said...: Ahhh, it's cathartic just reading FFO's!

Blâmer les Français!; 4/8/11, 4:06 AM
Moooooog35 said...: Well, damn. Him being unemployed is certainly going to put a kink into my 'week of nooners' plan I had.

How often can you send him to the grocery store for bread?; 4/8/11, 5:54 AM
Kmama said...: Oh, that is so terrible. I'm sorry you're having to deal with that right now.; 4/8/11, 8:29 AM
Evonne said...: That sucks! It definitely deserves many, many flip offs! I hope he can find something soon.; 4/8/11, 9:12 AM
John said...: I'll admit, with my wife home with the kids, that there's a very real "what if my company gets bought out" fear in me. I know what I'm good at, I know I'm "employable," but that doesn't mean that I can just up & find a paycheck at the drop of a hat. I hope the job hunt isn't too much for him.

Cockbag is a great, great word.

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of you & Poppy's spooning sessions...; 4/8/11, 10:27 AM
Shell said...: Oh, no, that really sucks! :(

I read your list last night and it cracked me up!; 4/8/11, 12:46 PM
KLZ said...: Are you walking it together in the Northeast?; 4/8/11, 1:07 PM
Unknown said...: Comfort yourself in knowing that the French will ALWAYS have more unemployment than anywhere else. They just don't like to work. It rubs them the wrong way.

They make good cheese though.; 4/8/11, 4:58 PM
Tarja said...: Don't do blocks of cheese - the French would approve of cheese and you don't want to please the French, do you? But I am truly sorry your hubs is unemployed. It's a scary, scary feeling. But you will get through this - of that, I'm confident.

PS - Fuck off, Diabetes. My father-in-law just went into a diabetic coma this week. :(; 4/8/11, 5:13 PM
kim said...: I'm so sorry you all have to go through this. I'm confident you guys will get through this, too. Taking names and kickin' ass the whole way.; 4/8/11, 5:39 PM
Leigh said...: Loved your list. You always make me laugh.; 4/9/11, 7:40 AM
Emily said...: I am so sorry about your husband's job! Thanks for stopping by the other day - I've missed "talking" to you too. You obviously have had a lot on your plate. (Got BOTH of your cards, btw. Thank you. I LOVE snail mail.) Big hugs.; 4/9/11, 11:19 AM
Unknown said...: I live in Texas and Texas say it is very sorry.

That didn't help, did it?

Mean Texas. Flippin' him off with you.

Now? Making my way over to Pop's place.; 4/9/11, 5:32 PM
Chickens Consigliere said...: I'm sorry Momma Kiss. If it makes you feel any better at all, my understanding is that the entire population of France is laid off, too. Doesn't really help? I know. Hope he finds something else soon.; 4/9/11, 5:38 PM
Suniverse said...: Christ balls, that totally sucks.

I've been unemployed for a month, and will finally start collecting unemployment in 2 weeks.

Awesome.

I can't even blame the French OR Texas, but you know what? I'm going to anyway.

Cockbags, indeed.; 4/9/11, 8:26 PM
Tenetia said...: hi, i am soooo sorry to hear of this news. i hope you guys hang in there and get going with some good luck really soon!

on the flipside,I just awarded you with The Versatile Blogger Award!!! Congratulations! You can read about it and choose to accept it in my post here;

http://whimsyandwhirlbytenetia.blogspot.com/2011/04/i-win-nanny-nanny-boo-boo.html

~Tenetia; 4/10/11, 12:03 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm throwing a flip off to the french for you too. HORRIBLE news. :(; 4/11/11, 8:24 AM
Alexandra said...: Sucks. yes.

You flip off the frenchies, i'll flip off the EYEtalians that bought the US company here.

My hubs was unemployed for one year. ONe year.

We made it.; 4/11/11, 1:41 PM
Laura Greene said...: There is one thing in the world that is good French or Texas style....toast.

As for cockbag, I like it. I also like cock end.; 4/12/11, 7:54 PM
Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him said...: I just left a totally demented comment at POOPY'S place under your guest post.
OY.; 4/13/11, 9:02 AM
Anonymous said...: it pps: ps is post script, after the writing. so you dont say after the writing the writing, you say after the after the writing, pps.; 5/9/11, 1:35 PM

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