Thursday's Things.

Thankfully Sass is back on board w/ her weekly "Things I want." I've missed her.

Here's what I want today. To show you some of the randomness that is MommaKiss(it's what I'm good at!)

I took a "real age test." My actual age is 35.3 [ouch].  BUT??? My Real Age is 29.7.  SCORE. Seriously. I knew I didn't feel one day older than 30 ;)

My child. The little one. Who is 2.5. He's busted his skull at daycare - more than once. So yah, the first one it happened on Friday, they called me and said "He's OK, but I'm not gonna lie, it's not pretty." He crashed into a book shelf and has this huge egg on his forehead. They said it got so big so fast it was like in the cartoons when the birdies and stars fly around the guy's head. Great. Anyway - he was acting fine...we just iced it and gave him motrin. Well on Sunday? The shiner showed up. He now likes to say "call me Bwusah [bruiser]" and "You should see da othah guy!"  Great.  In the midst of all of this? They call me AGAIN yesterday. "He's ok, but he hit his head again...he was sliding on the floor and hit the door."  So now he's got another bump, right next to the old one.

I have a picture, but it's of my kid and - well - the internet is fucking creepy and I'm not sharing that.

What else? I love freaking out my kids. Like scaring them at random times. Or acting like a total nut. So the other night I put on one of their batman masks and just sat there like it was normal. No mention of it. Just kept it on for like an hour.

I've been admiring my tattoos lately. I have no idea why. Probably becaus this recent one I got when I was with my girls and it means so much about my kids and, well, I just miss my girls and love my kids...

My latest obsession is Gunmetal nail polish. It's not even some expensive OPI or Essie brand, it's Sally Hansen and was like 3 bucks. Also? Check that bling! 

Does anyone else take pictures of themselves at totally random times? My best friends live way too far away so I'm always taking stupid pictures of myself to send to them. Like pouting or makin' a smoochy face or drinking.  This was this morning...won't share why, but don't you just wonder what I'm up to?

And, ahem, given all of the above, well, I mean, Obviously!