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Thursday, March 4, 2010

Thursday's Things.

Thankfully Sass is back on board w/ her weekly "Things I want." I've missed her.

Here's what I want today. To show you some of the randomness that is MommaKiss(it's what I'm good at!)

I took a "real age test." My actual age is 35.3 [ouch].  BUT??? My Real Age is 29.7.  SCORE. Seriously. I knew I didn't feel one day older than 30 ;)

My child. The little one. Who is 2.5. He's busted his skull at daycare - more than once. So yah, the first one it happened on Friday, they called me and said "He's OK, but I'm not gonna lie, it's not pretty." He crashed into a book shelf and has this huge egg on his forehead. They said it got so big so fast it was like in the cartoons when the birdies and stars fly around the guy's head. Great. Anyway - he was acting fine...we just iced it and gave him motrin. Well on Sunday? The shiner showed up. He now likes to say "call me Bwusah [bruiser]" and "You should see da othah guy!"  Great.  In the midst of all of this? They call me AGAIN yesterday. "He's ok, but he hit his head again...he was sliding on the floor and hit the door."  So now he's got another bump, right next to the old one.

I have a picture, but it's of my kid and - well - the internet is fucking creepy and I'm not sharing that.

What else? I love freaking out my kids. Like scaring them at random times. Or acting like a total nut. So the other night I put on one of their batman masks and just sat there like it was normal. No mention of it. Just kept it on for like an hour.

I've been admiring my tattoos lately. I have no idea why. Probably becaus this recent one I got when I was with my girls and it means so much about my kids and, well, I just miss my girls and love my kids...

My latest obsession is Gunmetal nail polish. It's not even some expensive OPI or Essie brand, it's Sally Hansen and was like 3 bucks. Also? Check that bling! 

Does anyone else take pictures of themselves at totally random times? My best friends live way too far away so I'm always taking stupid pictures of myself to send to them. Like pouting or makin' a smoochy face or drinking.  This was this morning...won't share why, but don't you just wonder what I'm up to?

And, ahem, given all of the above, well, I mean, Obviously! 


Blogger Heather said...

Hilarious. I totally love that you dress up randomly to startle the kids. Stopping by from SITS, good stuff here.

3/4/10, 10:24 AM  
Blogger JenJen said...

hi dammit!
I love the polish. I like to do the thing where your kid comes up and goes to touch/poke me and I yell OW! That one cracks me up evertime.


3/4/10, 1:11 PM  
Blogger Dan @ Jane, You Ignorant Slut said...

I think the Batman/Batgirl mask could be put to other uses. Gootimehappy ones.

And the tats. Nice.

And the pic? Like you got busted in your office doing that thing you wrote about recently. Shopping at the big O, I think.

And you bought your husband a humidor? Tell me you were naked with a woman once and you will have achieved Total Dreamgirl status. Maybe I'll even make a blog badge for it. Oooh! I totally need to do that. Yes. Just answer the question, ma'am....

3/4/10, 1:57 PM  
Blogger Dan @ Jane, You Ignorant Slut said...

Um, that was SUPPOSED to say "Goodtimehappy." But that way probably works, too.

3/4/10, 1:58 PM  
Blogger Dan @ Jane, You Ignorant Slut said...

And one more thing, because if I don't write this on one of your comments you'll think something's wrong with me.


3/4/10, 1:59 PM  
Blogger Sass said...


You SOOOO rock.

I love the nail polish.

And miss you bunches and bunches.

3/4/10, 8:21 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

Someone really cool must have given you that bling. Really, really cool :)

3/4/10, 10:23 PM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

I try babbling to my toddler and she just looks at me like WTF Mom?
I have to go buy that nail polish ASAP, its GORGEOUS.
Oh, and speaking of gorgeous, so are your eyes my dear.

Yup, Sass's I want Thursdays are awesome. I want my toddler to eat her dinner. Is that asking too much?

3/4/10, 11:32 PM  
Blogger Mc Allen said...

likin the tat~ I have those shoes and me lovie!! ( Target rox) I get so many people askin where I got em... You? ) Thast polosh is teriffic... The mask , two thumbs. Cute post ;) xoxo LA

3/5/10, 11:10 PM  
Blogger UberGrumpy said...

How do you do a real age test? I want one like that. (i.e. that makes me 29)

3/6/10, 7:59 AM  

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