Q: How to lose blog readers

A: Stop writing in your blog.


Seriously. I'm not doing it on purpose. I just have NO time to formulate a thought longer than 140 characters. And why can't I EVER spell that word right. It's always "charachters." Who ruined that word for me?   And Restaurant...thank God for spell check. The whole "au" vs "ua" thing.

Anyway. Maybe life needs to hand me an even BIGGER pile of slop to give me a blog story...like more "bloggable" than my 4 year old screaming this morning. From the toilet. "I got poop on my thumb! And it stinks!"

Thanks for sharing, kid, now let me and my jackhammer'd head go back to hiding under the covers...

ok. so I know I don't have much to say, but I'd rather leave these pages blank than post lame ass stuff...and hey - silver lining - it's not ME cloggin up your google reader!