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Momma Kiss

If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Q: How to lose blog readers

A: Stop writing in your blog.


Seriously. I'm not doing it on purpose. I just have NO time to formulate a thought longer than 140 characters. And why can't I EVER spell that word right. It's always "charachters." Who ruined that word for me?   And Restaurant...thank God for spell check. The whole "au" vs "ua" thing.

Anyway. Maybe life needs to hand me an even BIGGER pile of slop to give me a blog story...like more "bloggable" than my 4 year old screaming this morning. From the toilet. "I got poop on my thumb! And it stinks!"

Thanks for sharing, kid, now let me and my jackhammer'd head go back to hiding under the covers...

ok. so I know I don't have much to say, but I'd rather leave these pages blank than post lame ass stuff...and hey - silver lining - it's not ME cloggin up your google reader!

6 Comments:

Blogger minivan soapbox said...

This morning...for the second day in a row...She woke up at 6 AM, on a weekend. Apparently I'm in a really bad mood...So, this morning I said "Seriously? I'm not getting out of bed all day" and I made her cry. I get the award for Bad Mommy today.

11/8/09, 10:31 PM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi dammit
I'm crabby too.
Let's get drunk.

11/8/09, 11:12 PM  
Blogger Leslie said...

You'll get your blojo back. In the meantime... order another round. On the house.

11/9/09, 3:07 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

11/9/09, 7:42 PM  
Blogger Kim said...

I can't spell toilet. You know, in case you're wondering.

11/9/09, 9:42 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

I always screw up "restaurant" too! Totally spell checked the before I sent it...lol!

11/10/09, 3:55 PM  

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