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Monday, October 12, 2009

Reality F'n Bites

I left on Thursday evening to have a weekend away from the kids. The husband. Work. Reality.

I barely slept.

I laughed so hard my ab stitches were about bustin' off.

I laughed so hard I peed my undies. Literally.

I sat on the beach, swam in the ocean and peed in the ocean.

I got pruned in the pool. And sauced in the pool.

I hugged, motorboated and groped a plethora of women. I have pictures to prove it.

I am completely in love with soul mates of the female version and it hurt to say goodbye.

I have to go to work tomorrow. Wearing real clothes (not to mention a fucking jacket!), hiding the suntan and tattoo, is going to suck.

Oh, I got a tattoo. Party on, dude.




Totally teasing, that's just sharpies.

I got 2 stars on my foot - one for each kid. In their "colors."

12 Comments:

Blogger JenJen said...

Hi Dammit
Awesome ink.
Awesome-r polish on the piggies, too.

10/12/09, 10:27 PM  
Blogger Andrea said...

Love the ink. You have a jacked up pinky toe.

10/13/09, 8:57 AM  
Blogger Trina said...

Love the new tattoo. I wanted a new one when we took our annual beach trip in May but Hubby got one instead.

10/13/09, 9:01 AM  
Blogger Princess Andy said...

BOOYAH.

i wonder if feet hurt like the inside of a wrist?

that hurts like a mo'fo'.

andy

10/13/09, 9:32 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Polish on the piggies: Lincoln Park After Dark. Mmmm. Yes, my pinky toe is JACKED. It totally turns under. Foot tat? Hurts like a bitch slap. But small, so it only took like 10 minutes. Trina you have one already? Awesome!

10/13/09, 9:50 AM  
Blogger minivan soapbox said...

Ahhh...a girls weekend away. What's that like again? I don't quite remember....Sounds like you had a blast.

10/13/09, 3:03 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

I have two tattoos, one on each foot. But, like, BIG ASS ones. And shit, they hurt. Can I come next time?

10/13/09, 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Val said...

I love you woman.
I love my tat too.
I love your lists.
I loved tattooing you with sharpies.
I loved motorboating you.
I loved the pool, ocean, and Gabe.

I hate that we are so far away now.
I hate that you are back to work and can't entertain me all day with your shenanigans. :p

10/14/09, 2:33 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Aunt Becky, we ever seen these BIG ASS tats? I'm intrigued....Soapbox - I take them often, usually local w/ a few girls. This one was EPIC.
And yes, Val, you're makin me cry, bitch.

10/14/09, 9:32 AM  
Blogger Sassy Britches said...

Ooooo, love BOTH the tats. :) And the piggies are gorge.

10/14/09, 12:04 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Sounds like you had a fun weekend! I need to get away too!

10/14/09, 4:08 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

Love the tats and why you have them. Darling pedi too!

10/16/09, 4:36 PM  

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