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If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Listy list list time.

It's list time. Because I'm mutha cluckin lazy.

*I got my wig busted on Saturday. It was pouring rain. The Mr. and I booked a (free) sitter and had a dinner date. So I proceeded to spend $120 on my hair and $50 on product. It costs to look this good.

*Date night. We left at 7.30. Lil Kiss was already in bed, Big Kiss loves my friend who was putting him to bed, so leaving was no big deal. The big deal? Me. In "real" (i.e. non-yoga-type) pants. And real shoes. I haven't worn that shit in THREE WEEKS! And then? We arrive to the place that doesn't accept reservations and find that a table won't be ready for an hour. It was 8pm. I typically eat around 6 and am being a lazy bitch by 8. Eating? Dinner? At 9 or 9.30? DAMN, the shit I do for love. *wink* The place was gorgeous, so we lived it up. Drinks at the bar while we people watched, bottle of wine w/ apps, dinner AND dessert. I was in physical pain leaving for home - at midnite!

*Date night GIFTS! I got a super surprise gift! Mr. Kiss reaches in his pocket and gives me a bracelet. It's a pandora bracelet, where you add charms / beads for special occasions. I'm stoked - because 1) he surprised me; 2) he and the boys can buy 'additions' to this gift for many and every occasion coming up and 3) he surprised me! Why did I get a gift?

*Our anniversary is tomorrow. 7 years. Seven. 7. Christ on a cracker, that makes me crazy. Honestly? I never ever thought I'd be w/ one person for life. Faithful. In love. Interested. In ONE person. But for real? He's da bomb, and even though we get on each other's case once in a while *ahem* - we're good together. We fight pretty nice, we get it out and make up, we parent well, we back each other up and we're pretty GD funny. So we typically have tried to do 'traditional' gifts for our anniversaries, but he surprised me and I didn't get him shit.

*It rocks being the wife sometimes. ;) Men are supposed to get gifts. Women get a pass.

*I fully intend to buy him a gift tomorrow that will benefit us both and pass it off as an anniversary token.

*I'm thinking that kick ass wine bottle opener thing - the one swift move wine opener? I bet William's Sonoma has it. I'll get it at lunch.

*Lunch. I'm going back to the office tomorrow. For a full day. So I'll use my lunch break to go to the mall and shop for me. I mean. My husband.

*WORK. I'm back to work tomorrow. Ugh. Like, double UGH. I have no frikkin clue what to wear.

*Stamina. I have no frikkin clue how I'm going to make it THREE whole days in the office this week!

*why only 3? Because on Thursday I'm headed to Florida to see some of my best girls. Some? Meeting "in person" for the first time. Even though we've talked for over 2 years - we haven't seen each other in the flesh and this is it. This weekend. I. Am. Stoked.

*Packing. I'll have to pack on Wednesday night. But the list is short: jammies, sweats, coffee and flip flops. I can make do on that alone. Oh, I should add undies. Yah. I need undies. Don't need bras, tho, if I don't want 'em.

On that note, gotta bolt.


Anonymous Mo Fo said...

Undies?!?! We have to bring those too? I seriously have to go shopping.

10/4/09, 11:02 PM  
Blogger Baby Momma said...

I tried to comment from my phone - no go. dang.
Um, I'm so freaking excited I'm already packed. READY TO GO!!!

Can't wait to motorboat those smallish bewbies. Gah!!!

10/5/09, 1:39 AM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi Dammit!
Are we really referring to Certain Things as 'wine openers' now?
Did you really mean a Wine Opener ?
*red face*

10/5/09, 10:27 AM  
Blogger CageQueen said...

"I got my wig busted." LOL. I'm gonna use that.

10/5/09, 10:48 AM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Dude. You look smokin' hot. Wanna make out?

10/5/09, 11:56 AM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

AB, only if you include tongue. Mmm. Hmmm.

motorboating - be gentle, I'm still fragile. ;)

I got the wine opener thingy. Frikkin cool hundy! But it's a good gift for me, I mean, him.

And? I look fabulous today.

10/5/09, 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Rebecca said...

Seven years, congratulations! I met my husband about 10 years ago and we've been married for 5. Never before did I ever think that love lasted for longer than forty seconds, but he keeps me hooked because strangers stop us and says "Hey! You look a little like Brad Paisley."

In my mind, he really is Brad Paisley. He just saves the money instead of spending it on a big house and fancy house and things.

10/5/09, 4:11 PM  
Blogger badassdadblog said...

What's the deal with women getting a pass on gifts? I've noticed this, too. Who made this rule? I cry foul! Humph.

Re wine openers, if you mean The Rabbit, it's the bomb. And if you were using wine opener as a euphemism for a sex toy? The Rabbit is still the bomb, or so I understand. Better yet? Get both. Two rabbits with similar end goals in mind. Love it.

10/5/09, 8:21 PM  
Blogger Fragrant Liar said...

Happy anniversary! Seven is a big number in marital terms. So good on you guys.

10/5/09, 10:06 PM  
Anonymous Kiki said...

wait- you don't have to wear a bra anymore? are they that perky? Damn! wish I could see them in oerson this weekend. sooooo sad I'm not going

sounds like you and the Mr are going strong at 7 years- awesome.

10/5/09, 11:26 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Um, yah, Kiki - can you believe it? Perky High & tite boobies make me one happy momma ;) We'll take lots of pictures. Not of boobies. Maybe.

Liar - Are married years like dog years? I think so.

Rebecca, that was sweet! We've known each other over 10 years as well.

Bad Ass Dad (I've had a crush on ya for a while - did I just spill that?)...I already had the rabbit for myself. Please. So the wine thing - it's from William's Sonoma - called a trigger or something. But we shall now rename it the Kitchen Rabbit.

(The mr. loved the gift by the way)

10/6/09, 9:45 AM  
Blogger Candy's daily Dandy said...

LOVING the new hair!

Looking fly mama!!Money well spent.

10/7/09, 8:57 AM  
Blogger Ann's Rants said...

Awwww, this is so nice. So nice to get your hair done. So nice to have a night out. SO nice to receive such a heartfelt gift.

Happy anniversary.

Very cool VU support post to.

Thanks for stopping by my blog!

10/7/09, 10:19 PM  
Blogger Trina said...

Your hair looks awesome! :D

10/13/09, 9:03 AM  
Blogger The mad woman behind the blog said...

Hey...I had this hair! And at the same time...cut it off to the asymetric look last fall.
And I'm still recovering.

Okay....still looking for the IT post.

9/2/10, 2:12 PM  

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