It's no too much to ask, is it??

So in the blog world people play by these rules that help you find stuff to write about (I guess?) and this is Sass' contribution. I love her lists, and wish I could give her everything her little heart desires. 

But focus, people, this is about me. Hellooooo....MommaKiss' Blog here!  (heh)

So considering the fact that I'm totally fucked w/ any sort of creativity (not to mention TIME to write should that creative bug bite me in the ass) here's what I want for Thursday: 

Wish me a happy 35th birthday, will ya?

Why?

Because my husband is still hanging w/ the Cannucks.

Because my kids are only 2 and 4 and while they're wickedly cute, they don't know that if they want munchkins, they'll wish mommy a happy birthday before they even consider getting out of bed.

Because my BFF is too far away to hug me or bring me a cuppycake.

Because my local Besties have dropped the ball.

Because I'm FUCKING MIDDLE AGED!

Because I had a root canal on Tuesday and didn't get narcotics. (Motrin. Motrin?!? Please).

Because I'm out of wine and really can't be going to the packy w/ the kids in tow.

Because I'll be all a-flippin-lone on my birthday and just want some god damn love. 

Because if I see you reading this and you don't say Happy Birthday to me w/ extreme levels of enthusiasm, I'll hunt you down and boil your bunny.

Thank you and have a nice day.