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Momma Kiss: It's no too much to ask, is it??

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

It's no too much to ask, is it??


So in the blog world people play by these rules that help you find stuff to write about (I guess?) and this is Sass' contribution. I love her lists, and wish I could give her everything her little heart desires. 

But focus, people, this is about me. Hellooooo....MommaKiss' Blog here!  (heh)

So considering the fact that I'm totally fucked w/ any sort of creativity (not to mention TIME to write should that creative bug bite me in the ass) here's what I want for Thursday: 

Wish me a happy 35th birthday, will ya?

Why?

Because my husband is still hanging w/ the Cannucks.

Because my kids are only 2 and 4 and while they're wickedly cute, they don't know that if they want munchkins, they'll wish mommy a happy birthday before they even consider getting out of bed.

Because my BFF is too far away to hug me or bring me a cuppycake.

Because my local Besties have dropped the ball.

Because I'm FUCKING MIDDLE AGED!

Because I had a root canal on Tuesday and didn't get narcotics. (Motrin. Motrin?!? Please).

Because I'm out of wine and really can't be going to the packy w/ the kids in tow.

Because I'll be all a-flippin-lone on my birthday and just want some god damn love. 

Because if I see you reading this and you don't say Happy Birthday to me w/ extreme levels of enthusiasm, I'll hunt you down and boil your bunny.

Thank you and have a nice day.

9 Comments:

Blogger Sassy Britches said...

Well, thank god I don't have any bunnies! But even if I did, you know I'm gonna be the most enthusiastic-est friend in the whole wide woooooorld with my birthday wishes! Woo-hoooooo!!!! Happy birthday, Happy birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY! Seriously, I dare ya to go to the packy with the kiddies. You would so rock then. :)

10/29/09, 3:26 AM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Happy Birthday, Dawn. I wish I was there to celebrate - I'd even bring wine.

10/29/09, 6:02 AM  
Blogger Stacey said...

I just wanted to say HaPpY bIrThDaY to you here as well. I think I've got all my bases covered now. LOL Hey...will you give me your address, I have a book I want to send you. You will LOVE it!

10/29/09, 8:45 AM  
Blogger JenJen said...

Hi Dammit!
Wait.
Happy Fucking Birthday, Dammit!!
How's that. SHAZAAAAM!
No bunnies to be sacrificed, hon.

Let's have e-cocktails and clink our glasses at the pute screen whilst ignoring our children, wanna?
K.
Yours in bitchiness,
JenJen

10/29/09, 9:36 AM  
Blogger Baby Momma said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
How was that for enthusiasm?
Sorry you are alone tonight - sending you lots o love from CA. And I'll think of you when I drink my beer tonight! ;)

Love ya tons!

10/29/09, 7:29 PM  
Anonymous Kiki said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMA KISS!!!! I wish I could buy you a glass of wine. xoxo

10/29/09, 8:44 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

Happy Birthday, dammit!!! Miss ya and wish I could celebrate with you tonight!!

10/29/09, 10:58 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

Happy Birthday, you sexy bitch.

10/30/09, 1:09 PM  
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