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Thursday, August 5, 2010


You like random, right? Some random MommaKiss'isms and Happenin's:

Approximately 24 hours after my return from vacation, with some close family, some other family drama started. It's been ongoing since. Stemming from a person whom I am full-blooded-related to and it just baffles me. You don't even wanna know the things I want to say and for ME not to say them? MommaKiss who will say anything? It's bad and she's bad. Like twatwaffle cuntbag delusional diseased psychotic bad. Oops, I said something.

My lil one had a reaction on one of our 4 flights. It was lil scary but not to the 'epi-pen' level, benedryl is all it took. But peanut allergies suck ass.

I've slept an average of 4 hours a night since being home. Maybe 3. Or 3.5? Christ, exhaustion will eff up your math.

It's AMAZING [say it like "The Bachelor Amazing"] when you realize what your body can accomplish on little sleep. For a few days. Then, it just gets goofy.

My husband and I had a MotherFucker of a fight on our last night of vacation. He was drunk, I was sober [shut up, it happens]. He's realized what a assknot he was and has been kissing up AND has been wicked helpful in this "We're a team, and your 'family member' sucks" situation.

We're watching that series Boston Med. It is one of the best shows I have ever seen. I'm a lil biased because both of my babies were delivered at Brigham. I had a miscarriage at the Brigham ER. A very close friend was treated at Mass General. It's a remarkable show.
Guess what? That show is on RIGHT NOW and my "returned-to-assknot" husband isn't home and I have to wait for him to watch. Jerk.

Had enough yet? I'm not sure I'm done. And here I thought I had nothing to say.

Let's see. The rodeo in Helena Montana is so good, and actually comical, which I don't think it's supposed to be. But we laughed and laughed. Coulda been the $2 bud lites. Whatever.

I played trivia at Buffalo Wild Wings with my husband, brother and sister-in-law. We won 4 rounds in a row and ended up with a score that was 8th in the nation. I've since made t-shirts to commemorate the occasion.

In 1 month and 2 days, my Big Kiss will go to Kindergarten. His teacher is Mrs. Moore and I pray to God he doesn't call her Miss MoFo.

In 1 month and 1 day, I expect to be catatonic with sadness over this kindergarten situation.

I've been finding some really great blogs lately and click follow and then feel sad when I can't get around to read them. Asshole Funny/Witty/Smart Bloggers!!

Don't feel bad, my oldie but goodie funny/witty/smart bloggers. I haven't been around to you, either. I don't discriminate.

I think that's enough MommaKiss for a while. Let me know if I'm missing something, will ya?

No really, please do. It'll give me something to write about other than family stress and asspissing.

Wait, what?

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Blogger Lisa..... said...

My family sucks too. Hence the therapy. Luckily I moved myself at least 8 hours from any of 'em.

I haven't been watching any television. I have been waking up at 4 effin am for no reason and being exhausted by 7 pm. Like now, it's 8:11. I have circles under my eyes and want to SLEEP but I have to wait for a friend to come by.

ugh. I am old.

8/5/10, 11:11 PM  
Blogger Natalie said...

I love ya! You take care of yourself, and I'll be there when you are ready to come back and start visiting. That should be the last thing on your mind right now.

Hugs to you - sounds like you've got some major shit going on.

8/5/10, 11:32 PM  
Blogger Bag Lady said...

Love you lady. Bunches and bunches.

8/5/10, 11:35 PM  
Blogger Hannah said...

LOL, family sucks sometimes. There is a nut in every bunch! I hope things smooth out for you soon!

8/5/10, 11:36 PM  
Blogger Gigi said...

Oh, I've missed your piss and vinegar.

Sorry to hear about the drama. Hate that.

However, we'll have to meet up one day and play that trivia game. Love those things. And we can commiserate about kindergaten, too, only I'll be doing a happy dance. I've been listening to Little CEO talk nonstop for 5 years now. my first period of silence is just 18 days away.

8/5/10, 11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops, i said something. LMAO! and Mrs. Mofo...omg!

in case you are wondering, when i walked my daughter into kindergarten 12 YEARS ago, I bawled for like 2 hours afterwards. I hate to see what I will do on her first day of her senior year in 28 days. yes, I am that mom.

8/5/10, 11:59 PM  
Blogger Shell said...

twatwaffle cuntbag delusional diseased psychotic bad <---I totally want to borrow this line.

Drunk people are so annoying when I'm not one of them.

I once got 10th in the nation on one of those trivia games- it was back before we had kids, I think like 7 years ago...and I still remember. LOL

8/6/10, 1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said twatwaffle. That's it. Count me in and sign me up.

Love your voice, which sounds like my voice, which being the narcissist that I am, I like reading.

And for the love of god, get some sleep.

8/6/10, 6:37 PM  
Blogger The Zany Housewife said...

Haha...twatwaffle. I think that might have just made my eye stop twitching.

8/6/10, 8:37 PM  
Anonymous Jenny said...

They do say "amazing" all the time on the bachelor, don't they? That and "OMG."

Great post!

8/7/10, 12:51 PM  
Blogger Sara said...

So I think we're twins because me and my fiancee got in a major fight the last night of OUR recent vacation in which he was drunk and I was sober.


8/7/10, 1:44 PM  
Anonymous Sara said...

In your post, you said that you and your husband got in a fight on your last day of vacation, and I thought it was pretty coincedental that me and my fiancée also got in a fight on our last day of vacation in Vegas. :)

8/7/10, 10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

twatwaffle cuntbag delusional diseased psychotic <~~ This is the most awesome phrase I have heard in like 15 years, maybe longer and I'm only 23! I can soo relate on the family drama, thats all my family is!

My little guy starts preschool, and I'm already starting to get into that catatonic state, I don't know how I'm just gonna walk him to the classroom, and then walkout without him :(

8/7/10, 11:20 PM  
Blogger tulpen said...

Twatwaffle fucking kills me. I'll give you credit when I use it on my blog k?

Sorry 'bout the farking drama. I hate drama.

I can't watch boston med. I heard they did an episode at Children's and the thought of it made me queasy. nothanks.

8/8/10, 8:31 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Dearest and I are definitely, hands down, obsessed with Boston Med. The only thing that makes me not want to watch is the last episode. For real. Did you watch that? The 6,7,8, whatever she was (since they didn't know!) year old girl. POOR baby!

8/8/10, 9:01 PM  

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