I...

In the past 18ish hours:

I did pick up the kids from daycare.
(late - whatever)
I did hear all about how they did not nap.
I did not like the whining on the 2 mile trip home from daycare.
I did turn up the music to “I CAN’T FUCKING HEAR YOU” loud.
I did not care when the boys wanted to watch The Goofy Movie while they ate their pizza.
I did make them sit on the couch while I vacuumed the crumbs.
I did not pause or even rewind the movie after making noise with the vacuum.
I did wave at my husband on my way out the door the second he got home.
I did not get caught speeding on the way to the liquor store.
I did place my Guinness in the carseat [I’m a safety girl!*].

I did not drink the Guinness until after I ran a 5k at the gym.
I did not fall off the treadmill!
I did almost puke from the heavy panting said treadmill caused.
I did go straight to my ‘hood momma’s house to share some giggles.
I did NOT like it when I realized it was 12.30 AYE EM.
I did have to watch American Idol to “wind down.”
I did not appreciate the 6am wake up call from the boy’s room.
I did suck down my first cup of coffee.
I did also burn my mouth on said coffee.
I did not like the burning ball of gas in the sky that decided to show up on the morning that I needed clouds.
I did house a sausage mcmuffin on the way to work.
I did swear when I got to work and realized I was 10 minutes late for a meeting.
I did not remember to put deodorant on.
I did remember to put underwear on.


Happy Friday Eve, mothafuckas!

*name that movie?