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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Thursday's a good day for random, no?

I'm really not that "up to" blogging today, but here's some little tidbits.

One of my biggest fears in life is becoming THAT friend - the "cute, funny, chubby" friend. Nothing against chub, at all, but I've always been smaller and well, I've got some "lazy" chub hanging around and it's starting to get to me.

I'm getting a massage tomorrow. My local spa sent me an e-mail, only $55/hour - I mean, please, I've spent more on dinner! It's like giving it away!

It's raining. AGAIN. But today? There's some super major thunder-boomers and lightening cracks involved. Which I totally love - but only when I'm home, in jammies, on the couch. When I'm in a parking garage? Not so much.

We have tomorrow off. Work and daycare closed. Let me just state - for the record - if it's raining, there may be some major meltdowns all around. And medication - for me.

I love liplicious frozen blackberry lip gloss. In professing this love, I've also discovered they make a gloss in Carrot Cake and S'Mores. I have an addiction.

I'm going to a bachelorette party in a few weeks. The bachelorette is the sister of one of my good friends. I'm not invited to the wedding or the shower - but they know I'm a kick ass fun time and well, just wanted me along. Where are we going you may wonder? To a strip club. Where girls strip. This is after manicures + martinis, dinner, and a potential trip to Hogs & Heifers to throw our bras.


Blogger The deMented Mom said...

I need to go to a place called Hogs and Heifers. No use throwing my bra though, wouldn't want them to laugh themselves offstage.

Since I too have a serious lip gloss addiction, you have to tell me where I can find those scrumptious flavors.

thanks for the giggle

7/2/09, 1:17 PM  
Blogger Organic Meatbag said...

I can come along and throw my bra too!!
Oh shit, I just farted... oh shit, did I just type that?!

7/2/09, 1:18 PM  
Blogger Sassy Britches said...

Come on down to my town--and hour massage for $40! Woo-hoo!

I wonder about the FROZEN part of the blackberrt lip glass. Does that taste different than REGULAR blackberry? Hmmm...let's ponder this.

Freakin' YES for the bachelorette party! Have a BALL!

7/2/09, 1:18 PM  
Blogger Sassy Britches said...

Hmmm...blackberrt. I'm a dork.

7/2/09, 1:19 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

Jackie, the Liplicious is from Bath & body. The other two - I'm told - are from Philosophy (at Sephora). mmmm.

Hogs & Heifers - it's in the meatpacking district (snigger) in Manhattan. It was in at least one movie that I know of. W/ Hugh Jackman and Ashley Judd. I went their for my own Bachette - but *sigh* that's when the girls were perky and I wasnt' wearing a bra to toss!

Um, meatbag - I'm guessing from that fucked up picture, that you're a man? Do you have Moobs? And so need a man bra? Come along!

Sassy - $40 an hour???? I'd go every week. Blackberrt - yeah - even frozen, that's just weird.

7/2/09, 1:22 PM  
Blogger MommaKiss said...

HOLY blog in the comments section.

7/2/09, 1:23 PM  
Blogger Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Have a great weekend and have fun at the spa...I am jealous!

7/2/09, 1:56 PM  

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