Freeballin

I just can't stop laughing, it's story time, y'all!

Yesterday I bolted to pick up the boyzz at daycare. Big Kiss is out on the playground, sweating his ass off because he HAD to wear a sweat shirt and no t-shirt underneath. Anyway - I could see he was outside when I drove by, so I picked up Lil Kiss first.

As soon as I opened his door, I'm all "Kxxx Finny Fo Shizzle mah Dizzle!" He giggled like mad. Kid loves that nick name. And first things first - he had to take my hand and pull me over to the craft table and show me what he was doing. Something with cotton balls, yarn and paper. But he was shouting out colors and pointing and all up on his tippy toes.

I had to praise the teacher and let her know that my friend was mucho impressed that Lil Kiss knows his colors so well. Like all of them. I didn't realize he was so advance, but *ahem* maybe he's gifted just like his Momma? Anyway - we look at his crap, I mean, craft project and then get his stuff and head out to get Big Kiss.

The whole 'picking up' routine usually lasts 10 to 20 minutes, all the chatting and shit. Finally corral them into the car and I'm lifting Lil Kiss in (his seat is in the middle) and I realize his bum feels like way skinny. Like it's just tushie, no diaper smushyness. So I peek in the waist band and yep - just all nekked in there.

No undies.

No dipe.

Freeballin!!!

I end up talking to the teacher, she was all "NO WAY, I can't believe I forgot to diaper him!"

Jesus. I swear, sometimes I wonder about that place. Honestly, they're amazing teachers - but Oy. And come to find out from another mom today, who was there last night, the teacher was dealing w/ a new kid's parent and answering a million questions and just didn't diaper Lil Kiss before pulling up his pants. And this mom just thought I was potty training my 22 month old already.

Um. Not sure that's happening. Considering he looooooooove stewing in his warm poo. True story.

Anywho - kid made it home and lasted about 45 minutes diaperless, then pissed down his leg and said "Ew."

Is he NOT my child? :p Ew. Ha.

P.S. - after sharing this story w/ some friends, his "no diaper" status has received many comments. I'll name a few:

Unfinished Basement
Commando
Loose Caboose
Freedom!
Freeballin
Bare pickle

^^What's your fave?