Wedgie anyone?

I have 2 wedge stories to share.

Today - I'm wearing my new wedge shoes. And I've already had a few compliments on them. I get the most compliments on the shoes I spend the least on. And since I love trendy shoes, especially those w/ height to combat the vertically challenged thing, I shop at places like Payless or Target for fun, cheap shoes. Often blisters result, but hey - all in the name of fashion, right?

I would like to share a pic of my wedges:


Pardon the pasty white leg, it's been a looooooong frikkin winter up in here!


And yesterday I went to the gym. Afterward I realized I didn't have clean undies and so I just turned them inside out. Well, since I wear thongs (i.e. butt floss, i.e. perma wedge) - is there really a right or wrong side?

Most likely not, but it set my mind at ease. No pictures included on this one.