Matthew Ethan

I had a dream last night that I had a baby. A boy.

I was in the hospital, getting ready for a c-section, and then the little guy just came out the vag.

THAT was weird, my 2 kids were lifted out of my belly!

The baby was not cute at first, you know - how they look all wrinkly and icky?

We named him Matthew Ethan. He was 6lbs 19oz (yes, 19 ounces), 21 inches long. My whole family was there - including my little brother, and so I was passing the kid around, taking pictures of everyone holding the baby. Running around like I didn't actually just have a child - and kept announcing "aren't I moving well for just having a baby?"

A friend of mine, who I haven't met in real life yet (MoFo) was there with her sister who worked for GWBush - and they drove up in an old school caddie JUST to see my baby!

The hospital gave me a blue ribbon w/ his name and stats printed on it, like embossed on it. My oldest brother - who has 3 of his own kids - asked what a birth certificate was.

I can't believe I remembered so much detail - and woke up praying my BC AND the Mr's big V don't fail me!