Apparently I've had a sex change.

Stopped at Fourbucks today for my Venti No Foam Skinny Vanilla Latte (shot of valium on the side?)

They asked my name, I told them Dawn.

Here's what I got...



The Barrista (snigger - she's a coffee slugger) said "Venti No Foam Skinny Vanilla Latte for - um - DON?"

"Yep, that's mine! I'm one pretty dude, I know it."